Monday, August 24, 2009

GARY'S GOT A NEW GIG

Gary Coleman Is The New Face Of Canada's New York Fries | The Smoking Section

Insert Your Own Caption: Gary Coleman’s New Gig


gary-coleman-new-york-fries

Looking like a mummified Esther Rolle, everyone’s favorite short person, Mr. Gary Coleman, has conquered his battle with the recession by crossing the Canadian border to become the new face for their New York French Fries.

I couldn’t tell you which is the bigger oxymoron: the Maple Leafs slangin’ NYC spuds or the sight of this creature supposedly triggering your urge to buy them. Still, a paycheck is a paycheck. Even if it is soaked in peanut oil.

oleman’s New Gig
Posted by TC @ 1:27 pm
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gary-coleman-new-york-fries

Looking like a mummified Esther Rolle, everyone’s favorite short person, Mr. Gary Coleman, has conquered his battle with the recession by crossing the Canadian border to become the new face for their New York French Fries.

I couldn’t tell you which is the bigger oxymoron: the Maple Leafs slangin’ NYC spuds or the sight of this creature supposedly triggering your urge to buy them. Still, a paycheck is a paycheck. Even if it is soaked in peanut oil.


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